
Tonight I took my three youngest kids to Chuck e Cheese. I haven't been there in a long time. Well we enter the chaos and I suddenly realize how old I am. While I am sitting there I am having all these strange thoughts.
1. No wonder so many kids have ADD. This is like an incubator for hyperactivity.
2. This is like a pre-school disco-tec.
3. I think I see two adults at the one game that my be need gamblers anonymous.
4. Someone texted me and asked if was crowded and I replied that there were as many people as left Egypt with Moses.
5. Then I started a long line of obnoxious texts to my friends drawing correlations between Chuck e Cheese and life in the desert. For example: We were under the cloud of neon to comfort us. Prophet Chuckee would come out and lead the way with his red shirt levite employees helping us make our offerings at the automated alters. Golden Calfs where being built when Chuckee didn't come out in time for the kids to be pacified.
6. This is truly cheap fun, not inexpensive, but shallow.
7. The animals that sing are as scary as the beast in the book of revelation and they only sing songs from the 80's.
8. While I went to the bathroom, Chuck ee started singing "Taking Care of Business" from the stage.